Hunting Elephants

Thanks to Meredith Hoffman for finding this one! This only includes the Mathematician/Computer Scientist/Engineer portion here. The complete list can be read here: http://paws.kettering.edu/~jhuggins/humor/elephants.html MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one Read More …

LOLbash Script

  # LOL!!1 alias wtf='dmesg' alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log' alias rtfm='man' alias visible='echo' alias invisible='cat' alias moar='more' alias icanhas='mkdir' alias donotwant='rm' alias dowant='cp' alias gtfo='mv' alias hai='cd' alias plz='pwd' alias inur='locate' alias nomz='ps -aux' alias nomnom='killall' alias cya='reboot' alias kthxbai='halt' Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh